illuminating science

This is unbelievably cool. I’ve always said that if I ever built a house it would have a secret passage, and this company, Hidden Passageway can do it for you! From “as little as $1500″ for a DIY kit (or $10,000+ for the full deal!), they can hook up a secret passage behind your bookcase, triggered by a book on French poetry, a rotating fireplace when you push a hidden button, and even (looking at their animations!) a slippery-slide type escape route under the seat of your couch to a hidden underground lair! No super villain should be without one!

That really is awesome…I do wonder how much business they get, though!